Don't think of this octopus as protecting the wine, rather think of him as offering the bottle to your empty glass. What a great drink butler! I can guarantee that he won't say a word when you finish the entire bottle by yourself. If you look closely, Mr Octopus appears to be grinning in approval. Now that's service (with a smile)! Thank you, Mr Octopus, for keeping my wine nearby -- what's that you say? Let's take selfie? Absolutely!