No offense to the Superhero community but the Hero Metal Bookend is the worst superhero ever! Let's imagine you're about to be murdered right in front of him. Is he going to jump in to rescue you? Not a chance. He'll eternally be saving no one from falling books. Does it look cool? Heck yes, it does! But he'll never save a cat from a tree, solve the unsolvable crime, or be awarded the key to a city. Like I said -- worst superhero ever.
